WHERE IN THE SHIT ARE THE MEASURING SPOONS [February 10th | 40/365]

i swear to fuck, if there is a reason
why you would use a thing
and then do anything besides
put it back where it belongs
or just leave it where the shit you had it
i would love to fucking hear why
for fucksake this drawer

has all the shit in the world
shoved into it so why in the ass
would you put a ketchup packet in here

i'm sorry i just have to run this to the trash
i just have to run to the trash and squeeze this ketchup packet until it pops
because fuck you you don't need a burger king ketchup packet in your apartment

you just throw that crapshit away
it's not a waste
if you think you need ketchup that badly well guess what
you have a problem with your relationship
to this pissbrained world
you just have a problem with your relationship
i'm sorry you have a problem in your relationship and guess what
we all have problems in relationships
everybody just has relationships and they're like assholes because
everybody has one
and everybody is one
and it's just
look at me!
i have a relationship!
i have a problem!
doesn't it just make you want to run around and dance
doesn't it just make you want to run to the trash and squeeze my heart until it pops